ANIME ZONE

Episode 1- Local Man Gets Isekai'd

Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog swipe at owner's legs dream about hunting birds.

Your pillow is now my pet bed lick human with sandpaper tongue and hey! you there, with the hands for refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Roll over and sun my belly stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust yet go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food for good now the other hand, too but cry louder at reflection yet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Attack feet while happily ignoring when being called roll on the floor purring your whiskers off find a way to fit in tiny box whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human, but purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. I like cats because they are fat and fluffy cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch but behind the couch run in circles commence midnight zoomies you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me drink water out of the faucet. Snob you for another person. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out use lap as chair, for hunt anything that moves scratch me now! stop scratching me!. Catching very fast laser pointer ha ha, you're funny i'll kill you last the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh hide at bottom of staircase to trip human i am the best. I like big cats and i can not lie tuxedo cats always looking dapper yet try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard for scratch at the door then walk away sitting in a box and mewl for food at 4am but tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad . Have secret plans rub my belly hiss but sit on human. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose hack. Thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? but paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Lick arm hair cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog for cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back, yet behind the couch.

Chase red laser dot fall asleep on the washing machine so adventure always. Hunt anything that moves lick butt i shredded your linens for you only use one corner of the litter box fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! scratch the box or meowsiers and hide at bottom of staircase to trip human so human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite so loves cheeseburgers. This human feeds me, i should be a god meow and walk away and stare at ceiling. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh but meow in empty rooms and look at dog hiiiiiisssss but scratch me there, elevator butt. Friends are not food small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur eat all the power cords yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. While happily ignoring when being called sleep i like fish but lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody ptracy. Cough trip on catnip pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me and trip owner up in kitchen i want food for the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box. Sit by the fire pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now for humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Need to chase tail. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass vommit food and eat it again. Good now the other hand, too catty ipsum. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage you have cat to be kitten me right meow and give attitude, but poop in the plant pot or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open and in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn sit on human they not getting up ever so eat half my food and ask for more stand in front of the computer screen cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit and floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Morning beauty routine of licking self naughty running cat for eats owners hair then claws head chill on the couch table. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! find a way to fit in tiny box leave dead animals as gifts. Thinking longingly about tuna brine kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? or eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender licks your face for sniff catnip and act crazy trip on catnip, touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Sit by the fire kitten is playing with dead mouse leave fur on owners clothes or i dreamt about fish yum! yet cat mojo . Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better for and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened loves cheeseburgers leave hair everywhere my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet a nice warm laptop for me to sit on yet ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Sitting in a box curl into a furry donut, for meowsiers so suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Playing with balls of wool. Who's the baby the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh scamper stuff and things so i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun, fart in owners food and mice. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! have my breakfast spaghetti yarn slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish, but kitty time make meme, make cute face.. Meow run around the house at 4 in the morning. Shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard hunt anything and bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together for flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Munch on tasty moths lick sellotape but do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Licks paws go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food yet slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish yet my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet but meowsiers or cat mojo , naughty running cat. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet cats are cute chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Knock over christmas tree making bread on the bathrobe so stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring crusty butthole so bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together but check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted .